Apr 20, 2007, 10:51 AM // 10:51
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#241
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Banned
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*goes and enlists in military*
*Comes back with all my army buds*
*destroys everyone with our guns*
*burns down the bar and takes away the land permit from owner(not rebuildable)*
Guess youlll have to find a new bar :PPP
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Apr 20, 2007, 02:00 PM // 14:00
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#242
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"I love reading trash!"
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Home Again
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*Swampy peeks around the corner*
OK, they're gone now!
*pulls back curtain to reveal REAL bar*
*wanders inside with her Nerfbat*
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Apr 20, 2007, 02:28 PM // 14:28
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#243
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*gets up*
*walks into real bar*
*orders a beer*
*sips beer*
*waits for more people*
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Apr 20, 2007, 02:31 PM // 14:31
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#244
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Higher Order [HO]
Profession: D/
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*walks in*
*joins pwnd at bar*
*orders a jack and coke*
*sips it*
*pulls out my own nerfbat*
*looks for Swampy*
Quote:
*WHACK*
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Last edited by Swampgirl Inez; Apr 20, 2007 at 02:47 PM // 14:47..
Reason: blatant misuse of my editing powers >:)
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Apr 20, 2007, 03:56 PM // 15:56
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#245
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: ^MY CAT DID THAT ONCE!
Guild: Free Willzyx [MASA]
Profession: E/Me
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*kips up*
*throws out chain whip*
*kicks out and kills Spirit of the Sea with the spike at the end. *
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Apr 20, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52
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#246
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*laughs at soul*
"Do you not know the story behind the legendary nerf bat son?"
*sips beer*
*prepares to tell the story*
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Apr 20, 2007, 05:07 PM // 17:07
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#247
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Mystic Falls
Guild: Guildless....
Profession: E/Me
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*walks into the bar*
*shoots herself in the head*
*dies*
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Apr 20, 2007, 07:24 PM // 19:24
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#248
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Banned
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*Burns down the real bar*
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Apr 20, 2007, 08:08 PM // 20:08
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#249
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Higher Order [HO]
Profession: D/
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*Smacks Spirit over the head with nerfbat*
*uses Extinguish on bar*
*grabs a bottle of 151 and a lighter*
*Pours 151 on Spirit*
*walks back towards bar, lights a joint, tosses lighter over shoulder in a slow-motion movie like way*
*Spirit catches on fire in background*
*laughs adn orders jack and coke at the bar*
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Apr 20, 2007, 11:17 PM // 23:17
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#250
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Banned
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*goes to hospital for 3rd degree burns*
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Apr 21, 2007, 01:55 AM // 01:55
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#251
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Philippines, LSGH
Guild: Legions of the Golden Aguila [PNOY]
Profession: A/D
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Quote:
*burns Ultima, Omega and Penance*
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~You can't burn metal you can't even melt it easily.
*Ultima uses "Oathkeeper"*
Quote:
Oathkeeper
-Weapon Hex, 15e|2c|30r : You are Immobilized, Next time target foe attacks Adjacent and Target Foe takes 3000 Holy Damage.
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*Fallen dies cause it was holy damage cause he is a Fallen*
*Omega uses "Arc of Noah"
Quote:
Ark of Noah
-Weapon Enchantment, 10e|1c|10r : Next time Target Ally is hit Nearby foes take 1500 Holy Damage and Enchanted Ally takes Form of the "Ark of Noah".
When affected by Ark of Noah you're Movement Increases by 50% and Attack Speed is Decreased by 50%. And you gain 500 Absorption. for 600 seconds.
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*Continue my Drink*
*And watch again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA*
Last edited by [M]agna_[C]arta; Apr 21, 2007 at 02:32 AM // 02:32..
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Apr 21, 2007, 02:09 AM // 02:09
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#252
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In your imagination.
Guild: knights who say Ni Ni [KWSN]
Profession: W/
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*smashes swampgirl inez's head with baseball bat* SUCKA!!! OWNED!!!
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Apr 21, 2007, 07:06 AM // 07:06
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#253
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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*slowly gets up*
*rips Magna's head off*
*throws Magna out of the bar*
*buries Magna in concrete*
__________________
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Apr 21, 2007, 07:30 AM // 07:30
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#254
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2006
Guild: Base Is Under Attack {GaNK}
Profession: R/N
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*bursts through the door of the bar*
*Grabs chair, and a Pint of Beer*
"Y'all never invited me silly piggleys!"
*Rushes Fallen, impaling him into the chair*
*Breaks off the chair inside Fallen, and chrushes it over his head.*
*sips beer, and smashes the rest over Fallens head*
*Takes whatevers left of the chair and hurls it at Pwnd*
*Pulls out a needle with bleach driving it into his neck*
*Yawns sitting at the bar*
*Sips another beer*
"Burp"
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Apr 21, 2007, 07:34 AM // 07:34
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#255
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Philippines, LSGH
Guild: Legions of the Golden Aguila [PNOY]
Profession: A/D
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*Before Fallen tries to reap my head off he forgets about Ark of Noah*
*Rekilling him again while slowly he is being Auto-Resurrect*
*Run away from the Bar and Hide in my secret hideout^^.
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Apr 21, 2007, 08:27 AM // 08:27
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#256
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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*Goes to the disabled toilet*
*bursts in*
"Some secret hideout magna!"
*Blows up the toilet*
__________________
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Apr 21, 2007, 09:51 AM // 09:51
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#257
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Philippines, LSGH
Guild: Legions of the Golden Aguila [PNOY]
Profession: A/D
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*It's outside the Bar*
*You just destroyed someones property for no reason*
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Apr 21, 2007, 10:58 AM // 10:58
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#258
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I Saw That
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The bushes
Profession: D/R
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*ponders*
*banishes Magna to hell*
*drinks a bottle of vodka*
*kicks someone*
__________________
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and I lied, and why? Because you asked me to
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Apr 21, 2007, 03:15 PM // 15:15
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#259
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Banned
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*Takes EVERYONE in this fight and everyone who ever was going to join to a concetration camp, kills em, burns down all bars in the universe and makes it so that the killed people cant get resed*
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Apr 21, 2007, 08:35 PM // 20:35
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#260
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips beer*
*wonders why Spirit double posted*
*wonders when swampy will get Spirit with the nerf bat of doom*
*sips beer*
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